Worldkustom 2015 March English | Page 26

Five-two

By Lars Krantz

Translation Ellen Kay Krantz

Thursday 12th of February 2015.

Per-Åke Frestadius had a camera for reversing on his Chrysler. Super nice. You didn’t need to turn your head and stop eating chips and Coca-Cola just to parallel park. It was just like sitting in the TV sofa at home. The entire rear end of the car was lit up like a Christmas tree in December even though it was in the middle of the night. Then forward, put it into drive and Friday coziness all week long with hands free, M&M’s, cruise control, boom box and filled cup holders. The road kind of never ended and neither did the party. The motor sucked down half a gallon every six miles and the old guys in the front seat guzzled down 4000 kcal a day.

Pregnant

Personally it went fine from 1957 all the way to around 9.30 at night the 28th of January 2015 when some nut job had placed a full figure mirror outside the shower. My profile was one of a beautiful young woman….. In her nine month.

– Help I was pregnant with Marabou.

With milk chocolate in the breasts and everything.

The 226 lbs-massive

The chest looked like a ski map of Åre. It leaned and gushed in all directions with a transport route on top of everything starting in the collar bone vicinity down to where I’m guessing belly button is located. It was all presented to me

under striking florescent lighting. I didn’t shiver. I screamed !!!

It’s over when the fat lady sings

What-what-what was the name again on that