Wiregrass Seniors Magazine March 2018 APRIL ISSUE | Page 8

Page 8
WiregrassSeniorsMagazine.com
RULES FOR SONS:
1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is King for a day.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. A real best friend is rare.
6.When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or not at all…
10. Pray daily.
11. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them
in the eye.
12. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone
should be.
13. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
14. Experience the serenity of camping alone.
15. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in
the room.
16. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
17. If you tuck in your shirt, you wear a belt.
18. Khakis, Sperry’s and a Polo shirt are not formal
wear.
19. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
20. Eat lunch with the new kid. It could be you
someday.
21. Manners and tone maketh the man.
22. Speaking well is easy, listening well takes
work.
23. Give credit. Take the blame.
24. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those who need it.
25. Write down your dreams.
26. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).
27. Be confident and humble at the same time.
28. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.
29. Be nice to girls. You’ll thank me later.
30. Dancing! You don’t have to own the dance floor,
but be on it.