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Ethel and Earl
Earl returned from a trip to the store and was immediately confronted by his
wife Ethel. “Why are you late?” She demanded.
“There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill in the parking lot.” Earl replied.
“Awh, That's nice.” she said , “So you were you helping him look for it?”
“No”, Earl answered, “I was standing on it.”