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THE BATHTUB TEST
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted.
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or
her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said.. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No..." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. .......................Do you want a bed near the window?"
T op Ten Valentine Quotes
1. There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved. George Sand
2. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, falling in love with you was beyond my control.
3. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Aristotle
4. The heart has its reasons that reason does not know. Pascal
5. The risk it takes to remain tight inside the bud is more painful than the risk it takes to blossom.
6. You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. Barbara DeAngelis
7. Love, like a river, will cut a new path Whenever it meets an obstacle. Crystal Middlemas
8. Greater Love has no man than this: that a man lay down his life for his friends.
9. The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
10. It's not that I can't live without you...it's just that I don't even want to try.
Jesus