FUN POINT
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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat .
Father Mouse jumped and said , “ Bow-wow !” The cat ran away .
“ What was that , Father ?” asked Baby Mouse .
“ Well , son , that ’ s why it ’ s important to learn a second language .”
Tharun goes to the doctor and says , “ Doctor , wherever I touch , it hurts .”
The doctor asks , “ What do you mean ?”
Tharun says , “ When I touch my shoulder , it really hurts . If I touch my knee - OUCH ! When I touch my forehead , it really , really hurts .”
The doctor says , “ I know what ’ s wrong with you - you ’ ve broken your finger !”
A Chaini was in hospital . Tharun went to meet him .
Chaini said “ CHING CHONG , MOU . CHU CHA ” & died .
Tharun went china 2 know the meaning , which was : -
Idiot , remove your leg from oxygen pipe .
FUN POINT
Tharun
Tharun : Teacher , can I go to the bathroom ?
Teacher : Little Johnny , MAY I go to the bathroom ?
Tharun : But I asked first !
Tharun : Teacher , when I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head , but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn ’ t rush to my feet . Why is this ?
Teacher : It ’ s because your feet aren ’ t empty .
Doctor : Hello , did you come to see me with an eye problem ?
Tharun : Wow , yes , how can you tell ?
Doctor : Because you came in through the window instead of the door .
While filling up application form : What should I write against mother tongue ?
Tharun : Very long .....!
WINSPIRE : Empowering youth | March , 2017