42 FUN POINT

Teacher : If a lion is chasing you , what would you do ?

Tharun : I ’ d c l i m b a t r e e . Teacher : if the lion climbs a tree ?

Tharun : I will jump in the lake and swim .

Teacher : if the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you ?

Tharun : Teacher , are you on my side or on the lion ’ s ?

FUN POINT

Principal : What ’ s the difference between a teacher and a train ?

Tharun

Father : If you get bad marks , relatives will insult you .

Teacher : Where are the Great Plains located ? Tharun : At the great airports !

Tharun : A teacher says , “ Spit out that gum !” and a train says , “ Chew ! Chew !”

Tharun : If I get good marks , my friends will insult me .

Twin brother were in a same class . Teacher asks them to write their father ’ s name .

They wrote different name .

A teacher was shocked and asks them why you wrote the different names .

They reply ;” Now you won ’ t say that we cheated ”.

Teacher : Students draw a picture of bacteria .

Tharun : Here it is Mam !

Teacher : Where ? It Is Blank .

Tharun : you told that bacteria cannot be seen with naked eye !

During an English lesson , the teacher notices that Tharun was not paying attention to him .

Teacher asks , “ Tharun , join these two sentences together .

• I was cycling to school .

• I saw a dead body .”

Tharun after thinking for a while says , “ I saw a dead body cycling to school .”

A mother noticed Tharun praying at temple . “ Please , God ,” Tharun kept saying .

“ Bless my father and my mother and make Hyderabad the capital city of India .”

“ Why did you make such as strange request ?” the mother asked .

“ Because that ’ s what I wrote in my Geography test this morning !”

WINSPIRE : Empowering youth | February , 2017