40 FUN POINT
Teacher : Why does ' The Great Wall of China ' features in the ' 7 Wonders of the World '?
Tharun : Because it is the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long .
Grandfather to Tharun : " Go hide ! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today !"
Tharun : " You go hide ... I told her YOU PASSED AWAY !!
Teacher : Which is your native place ?
Tharun : Maharashtra madam .
Teacher : Can you spell it ?
Tharun : Actually my native place is Goa .
Teacher : " Which is more important to us , the sun or the moon ?"
Tharun : " The moon ". Teacher : " Why ?"
Tharun : " The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don ' t need it ".
Tharun reading newspaper ..
News : " Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump "
Santa comments : Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping !!!
Thraun and Varun are walking on a road , and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down .
Tharun : What should we do now ?
Varun : We ' ll take 50:50 .
Tharun : What about the remaining 900 ?
Teacher : What ’ s the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder ? Tharun : Bamba ' lakkadi Jimba . Teacher : I don ’ t understand anything you said . Tharun : Same here .
Teacher : Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ?
Tharun : You told me to do it without using the tables .
Teacher : How old is your father ? Tharun :: He is 6 years . Teacher : What ? How is this possible ?
Tharun : He became father only when I was born .
WINSPIRE : Empowering youth | December , 2016