Washington Business Winter 2018 | Washington Business | Page 19

washington business “A five-year-old girl who ran a lemonade stand in London was fined $195 for not having the proper trading permit. See, this is why I make my kids open all their lemonade stands offshore on the Cayman Islands.” — The Late Late Show with James Corden “Siri, tell Alexa I have a crush on her.” — Actor Rainn Wilson “By the time it was done Thursday morning, the wingtips stretched from Michigan to Texas while its nose touched Wyoming and its tail was in Alabama.” — FOX 4 News, Kansas City, Missouri, describing the enormous outline of a 787 traced by the flight path of a Dreamliner on an 18-hour endurance flight to test an upgraded engine on Aug. 2 and 3. winter 2018 19