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The Water Cooler
“Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk claims he has gotten verbal approval to connect
New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Washington with a high-speed train
that runs in an airless tube. While the New York City subway just introduced
brand-new rotary phones.”
— Late Night with Seth Meyers
“It’s so hot in Seattle
that the hot yoga
studios are now called
yoga studios.” “I saw that WebMD is being sold for $2.8 billion.
The owner said he was just getting tired — but
WebMD says it could either be gout, polio, or
scurvy.”
— Humorist Matthew Baldwin — The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon
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