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The Water Cooler
“A college student in Florida is accused of breaking into a building and
changing his grade from an ‘F’ to a ‘B.’ His parents were like, ‘Really, you
can’t even get an ‘A’ when you’re cheating?’”
— Jimmy Fallon, “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon”
“A boy in Maryland this weekend
was trapped in an arcade claw
machine after climbing through
the prize door. Luckily, rescuers
were able to get him out after
about 35 quarters.” “A new study from Harvard says you can
reduce the risk of a potentially fatal heart
condition by eating six bars of chocolate
a week. Yeah. It reduces the chance of
a heart attack because once you give up
being in shape, you have way less stress.”
— Seth Meyers, “Late Night with Seth Meyers” — James Corden, “The Late Late Show with James Corden”
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