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“ CBS announced that season 33 of ‘ Survivor ’ will be called ‘ Survivor : Millennials vs . Gen-X .’ It ' ll start in September , and end 20 minutes later when both teams realize there ' s no Wi-Fi .”
— “ The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon ,” May 19
“ Today was Super Tuesday where states like Pennsylvania , Maryland , and Delaware hold their primaries . Seriously , we have to stop calling these Super Tuesdays . Nothing super has ever happened on a Tuesday in Delaware .”
— “ Jimmy Kimmel Live ,” May 5
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