Washington Business Fall 2011 | Page 22

washington business The Water Cooler “What would I do with 30 minutes on the Alaskan Way Viaduct?” —Theme of an October essay contest sponsored by the Washington State Department of Transportation. The winner received exclusive access to the viaduct’s downtown section for 30 minutes on Oct. 22, the day after the southern mile of the viaduct closed for nine days for demolition. (1) “And how did we find out about this? By e-mail.” —Spokesman-Review political reporter Jim Camden on the means by which members of the U.S. Postal Service union disseminated info about a Sept. 27 protest event—to save the Postal Service. (2) “It’s a tax on cover charges imposed on patrons who come somewhere with the intent to dance. It’s marketed as a place to dance.” —Mike Gowrylow, spokesman for the Washington state Department of Revenue, on the department’s auditing more than 120 bars and taverns in the Seattle area. In August, the state made news for its proposal to charge nightclubs thousands of dollars in back taxes because they had not been paying a “dance tax.” (3) “A return to normalcy seems like a mirage in the desert. The closer we get to it, the further it moves away.” — Dr. Arun Raha, executive director of the Washington state Economic and Revenue Forecast Council, on the tenuous nature of an economic recovery. (4) “You’re not on the PR staff are you?” —Member of Portland’s KGW news crew to a member of the International Longshore and Warehouse Union who verbally attacked and threatened the TV reporter and camera crew. The crew was attempting to interview the longshoreman about the September work stoppage in Longview, eliciting a foul-mouthed response now popular on YouTube. (5) 20 association of washington business