The Ass Kissing food chain
Obama has been desperately trying to suppress the news the Saudis were heavily involved in 9/11, because the Saudis have threatened to sell billions worth of US assets if the families of the 9/11 victims are able to sue the Saudis for their involvement.
In an attempt to reassure the worst country in the world he is doing everything he can to protect them, Obama jetted over to Saudi to get down on his hands and knees for a good ole ass kissing session. After his official ass kissing duties, he attended a traditional Saudi beheading ceremony, which is apparently the norm for a nation which heads up the UN Human Rights Council.
Later at dinner he successfully negotiated the sale of a shed load of cluster bombs for dropping on civilians in Yemen before he jumped back on
Air Force One headed for the UK, where David Cameron was eagerly awaiting his arrival to continue our special relationship. The special part of the relationship is the part where Cameron kisses Obama’s ass in return for his input in to project fear.
“The UK can fuck off to the back of the queue if it leaves the EU” Obama exclaimed, something that Cameron desperately wants to avoid as he prides himself as being at the front of the queue at any time the world wants to kiss his ass for the crumbs off his table.
Boris Johnson chipped in with his usually well considered comments by accusing the part Kenyan Obama of being a hypocritical prick who should keep his nose out of Brexit debate, sentiments that many share about Boris himself, most notably David Cameron.