Vive Charlie Issue 26 | Page 55

This becomes a problem for Muslim women since Muslim religious leaders don’t seem too happy with the idea of human women in Islamic paradise. Mohammed, the original founder of Islam, claimed, “I was shown the Hell-fire and that the majority of its dwellers are women.” Imam Abu Mu'adh Al-Dardiri of Egypt elaborates that, “Out of every 100 dwellers of Hell, 30 are men and 70 are women. In other words, for every three men in Hell there are seven women.” Saudi Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana reassures Muslim men worried that actual human women might ruin their paradise that, “There are not so many women in Paradise. It is mostly men who enter Paradise.”

Mohammed, the original one, urged his followers not to waste time thinking about their wives in paradise. “By Allah, a man will have a hundred virgins in a single morning,” the notorious rapist vowed. Also the Prophet of Islam, whose favorite wife was a 6-year-old girl, assured his followers of the superiority of the virgins of “tender age” to human women. “Each time he returns to one of them, he will find that she is a virgin again… not like the women in this world, whose hymen is ruptured once, and that's it.” Unlike Saudi Arabia or the Islamic State, there’s no need for costly hymen restoration surgery.

Sheikh Al-Jana urges Muslim men to stop thinking about human women and focus on the virgins. “Where are you, lovers of women? Where are you, you desire these virgins? How many people have lost their promised virgins for the sake of one unveiled whore?” he exhorts. “Allah even mentioned sex, in order to make you lust for Paradise… women who are nothing like those you meet in this world.” Still some Muslim women, from this world, have tried to get to paradise the hard way through murdering non-Muslims, to meet the Muslim men who have gone chasing after the 90-foot virgins.

Two female Muslim terrorists in Israel claimed that they carried out an attack so that they could die and meet the “many handsome male terrorists” whose pictures appear in Hamas and Fatah propaganda materials after each terrorist attack. But they’re in for a tough time no matter how many Jews they kill.

On reaching Islamic paradise, they would have to compete for attention with the 90-foot-tall virgins with mirror skin who might accidentally

step on them and squash them. And the handsome Muslim “martyrs” are only there because they obeyed the instructions of Islamic preachers to stop “chasing the women of this world” who occasionally are so immodest as to leave their tents and go grocery shopping. But a differing Hadith suggests that instead of getting 72, 19,604 or 2.5 million giant virgins, Muslims only get two. The other 70 women will be “his inheritance from the people of the Hell-Fire”. In plain English that means men who go to hell will have their wives passed along to Muslim men in paradise.

Much like the way that Mohammed conquered and killed non-Muslims and then gave away their wives and daughters as property to his followers, or the way that ISIS enslaved and distributed Yazidi women to its Jihadists, Islamic paradise is supposed to function as an ISIS-style rape camp for women.

If Islamic paradise were a real place, the women who reached it would find themselves distributed to Jihadists in much the same way that the Muslim runaway teenage girls who joined ISIS were.

Islamic paradise is hell for women. Much as Islamic utopias on earth are nightmares for women.

Muslim terrorists chant, “You love life, we love death.” The virgin Houri is the physical embodiment of the love of death. The death cult urges on Muslims to lust for death rather than for life. Muslim men are taught to despise life and to view marriage to Muslim women as a temporary expedient for the sake of the Jihad. Life and family are a means to an end. And the end is death.

ISIS is recreating the Islamic paradise on earth by capturing and handing out girls of “tender age” to the Jihadists. It forces them to take contraceptives and conducts forced abortions so that, like the 72 virgins, the captured girls will never actually have children. It even conducts hymen reconstruction surgery after the rapes so that their victims will more closely resemble the eternal virgins of Islamic paradise.

The Islamic State isn’t just Islamic. It’s a hellish attempt to create an Islamic heaven on earth.