Dougie Skywalker of the Secular Alliance has today launched an Erdogan offensive poetry competition and put up a prize of 1000 secular credits. People from all over the world are now composing offensive verses. Better still, the fatwa is likely to backfire spectacularly when this case gets kicked out of court, as it will declare open season on offending Erdogan
The offensive poetry competition is going very well, we’ve been flooded with entries from all over the world. The worrying thing is there are some people out there who think we can combat this affront to our freedoms with polite conversations
Let’s not worry about fringe
idiots. We need to embrace all artistic forms to show him he cannot suppress freedom of expression. Vive Charlie is launching an offensive Erdogan illustration competition and the winner will be put on our
front cover
This could blow up in my face boss, what should I do?
You can’t reason with these infidels, they have no respect for the even darker side of the force, so the best think to do
is strike fear into their hearts
OK, boss,
I know what
to do…