Episode 22. In his ongoing quest to spread blasphemy laws throughout the galaxy, Moe the Merciless has appointed Admiral Erdogan as the Commander in Europe. His instructions are to hold Europe to ransom until he has built and trained an invasion army, for when agent Merkel opens the floodgates...
My emissaries of peace,
I’m going to introduce you
to your new Commander Admiral Erdogan, but before
I do, just a few words of warning. Whatever you do, don’t mention his love of goat fucking, he’s a bit sensitive about it. So sensitive in fact I’ve had to pass a new fatwa that criticising him is the same as criticising me and therefore a death sentence. So come on guys, let’s give him a big Religion of Peace welcome
Thanks for the wonderful welcome lads, It was an honour being invited from the dark side of the force
to the even darker side of the force. I’m looking forward to overseeing the second great Turk led genocide, but please, do yourselves a favour and
don’t forget the golden rule. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is to mention goats. The only exception to this rule is my official goat fluffer, Mo Ansar.