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Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has claimed that Jeremy Corbyn once ate his hamster during an informal Labour Party get-together.

Jeremy Corbyn, the current leader of the Labour Party, is alleged to have eaten Blair’s hamster after Labour’s win in the 1997 general election.

“Jeremy was invited to the party, as were all of our MPs at the time. He’s always been somewhat of a strange character and, over the course of the evening, I noticed him gradually distancing himself from the festivities,” Tony Blair told the Daily Mail in an exclusive interview.

“He’s never been very popular within the Labour Party so I just assumed he was being shunned as usual. However I saw him slip into a side room where we kept our pet hamster, Maggie, and, when he returned, he had a small amount of brown fur caught in his beard.

“When the party was over I went to check on Maggie and she was gone. Cherie and I searched the house but she was nowhere to be found. I have no definitive proof but I’m 99% sure that Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster.”

Due to the lack of evidence, Jeremy Corbyn escaped punishment from the Labour Party, however, the whirling dervish of such rumours that surround him have made Labour terrified of Corbyn being elected into a position of leadership.

Lord John Prescott once claimed that Jeremy Corbyn ate his last Rolo, however, despite being the Deputy Prime Minister of the time, no-one took him seriously.

to be found. I have no definitive proof but I’m 99% sure that Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster.”

Due to the lack of evidence, Jeremy Corbyn escaped punishment from the Labour Party, however, the whirling dervish of such rumours that surround him have made Labour terrified of Corbyn being elected into a position of power.

Lord John Prescott once claimed that Jeremy Corbyn ate his last Rolo, however, despite being the Deputy Prime Minister of the time, no-one took him seriously.

“Jeremy Corbyn Ate My Hamster!” Claims Former PM Tony Blair