The pesky Secular Alliance
is gaining popular support for opposing
our invasion of infidel lands. I need you to recruit a new breed of Useful Idiots to thwart their progress. As usual we will invest 30 billion pieces of silver
in advertising and buying shares in your
evil media empire
Yes
Master
Yes
Master
Yes
Master
Yes
Master
Assuming you Dhimmi
droids want favourable press
about appointing your new judge
and your EU referendum and Frau
Merkel wants a positive spin on
your disastrous immigration policy I
suggest you all get to work recruiting
a new breed of Useful Idiot, ensuring
we silence the voices of those
sympathetic to the
Secular Alliance
I need you to start
shutting down Facebook accounts
that criticise my secret pact with Moe
the Merciless to flood our lands vith
battle hardened Jihadists hell
bent on our destruction
But why would you
want to do this Frau Merkel?
Surely you are inviting civil
unrest and the destruction
of your own culture?
Just do as you’re
told you little shit veasel.
If you must know I still feel a bit guilty about our forefathers gassing loads of your Juden ancestors, so to make up for
it I’m going to destroy
Germany
Well… OK.
I suppose I can help
you. After all you did use
my Facebook platform to invite Moe’s barbarians
in the first place.