Preparations are almost
complete brothers, it’s time to
send our top secret instructions of
our coordinated attack across Europe to
all the battle group leaders in major cities behind enemy lines. If everything goes to plan, the enemy will forcibly change the habits and behaviour of their citizens to accommodate us, as their leaders and media are terrified of being labelled islamophobic following our very
effective islamophobia
campaign
Allan Ackbar
Allan Ackbar
Of course we will need
to rely heavily on the unwaivering
support of Emperor Murdoch and his
evil media empire to cover up our
activities. I will get some of our oil
barons to give him billions of petro
dollars in advertising to
keep him sweet
So it’s agreed then, we are
going to go on a massive EU wide rape-fest to establish de facto sharia law where women cannot go out alone in public and must wear a body bag unless they want to get raped;
and you’re not going to report it
The billions of petrodollars
advertising cash from your brothers gives
you my support, but you can bet you favourite sex slave that that bloody Vive Charlie TV will find out about it and leak
the story to the Secular Alliance