Famous poverty-porn chef the Rt Hon Lady Professor Doctor Jack Monroe was up in arms after Twitter trolls upset her son. Apparently, the little urchin could see some sweary language on the screen of his mum's phone, rather than on her arms. Monroe called the incident 'child abuse'. Despite appearances, it seems that this phrase was used in all seriousness, and not ironically. In a series of tweets, she invited the whole internet to 'watch the fucking language, you bunch of cunts', because 'my little boy reads your filth, and it's certainly not my job to control his access to adult content.' She also claimed that 'not looking at my phone while my child is around may actually kill me,' adding 'I should know, I am a doctor'. Monroe rose to fame thanks to her extreme poverty. As a believer in equal opportunity, she now campaigns for the Green Party in the UK, working hard to bring the opportunity of poverty to all.
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