Episode sixteen. In expanding his evil empire, Moe the Merciless, needs to boost his numbers of blasphemy law enforcers and will go to any lengths to recruit the right sort. The Secular Alliance is determined to stem the flow of those being radicalised and joining the ranks for Moe the Merciless.
We need to recruit more
soldiers for Allan to continue expanding our caliphate
No problem, I’ll
launch a special appeal
on my TV show
Don’t forget to
mention all the perks
we are offering
Will do boss
Brothers, come
and join ISIS and help
us build the next golden
age of Islam and our very own modern caliphate. We’re offering the full benefits package of an afterlife with 72 virgins in paradise and rivers of wine
You also get to
butcher infidels and take
as many sex slaves as you
want. Allan Ackbar