He has a
nicer bum than
my husband
He’s a war
criminal and
should be
shot
He’s a
Tory
Ok my little
lovely, what’s your
second question?
I won’t be backing
any Blairites, what do
you think of Tony?
OK, my first
question is, if you
were leader of the Labour Party what would you do first?
I'd appoint
my husband as
my right hand
man
I'd scrap all
our nukes and
join Hamas
I'd adopt
all the Tory
policies