So you called Allah,
what did he say
There was no answer, it's almost as if he doesn't exist? I'll go with my heart and say D, chop her head off
Question 7. What
should you do if your
wife won’t shag you?
Treat her like a princess
Buy her flowers
Beat her until she does
Chop her head off
Hmm, I know
what I normally do,
but I'm not sure it's
the right answer.
I'll phone Allah
What should you do if your wife won’t shag you?
Treat her like a princess
Buy her flowers
Beat her until she does
Chop her head off
A: Negotiate
B: Buy her flowers
D: Chop her head off
C: Beat her until she does
OH NO, brother you
have blown it at the last hurdle. The answer is
C, beat her
What should you do if your wife won’t shag you?
Treat her like a princess
Buy her flowers
Beat her until she does
Chop her head off
A: Negotiate
B: Buy her flowers
C: Beat her until she does
D: Chop her head off
That's a wise move as
this answer could win you the suicide vest and 72 virgins