Vive Charlie Issue 17 | Page 45

TO BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK...

When infidels die and

go to hellfire, how many times does Allah burn

off their skin?

That one's easy,

it's D: over and

over again

I know the answer,

but I’ll torture a member

of the studio audience

just for a laugh

When infidels die and go to hellfire,

how many times does Allah burn off their skin?

A: He doesn't, he’s very nice

C: Twice

B: Once

D: Over and over again

YES, that’s correct.

Well done that moves

you up to ten virgins on

the scoreboard

Question five. What

did Mohammed use to

cut the moon in half?

What did Mohammed use to cut the moon in half?

A: Muslamic Ray Gun

C: Sword

B: High powered laser

D: Prayers