Episode fourteen. The Secular Alliance is gaining strength in numbers every day as slaves of the oppressive even darker side of the force are attracted by the freedom of expression and choice available in the Secular Alliance. In a bid to stem the flow of apostates, Moe the Merciless will attempt to turn secularists to the even darker side of the force...
Go to the land of the infidels and seek out a member of the Secular Alliance that we can turn to the even darker side of the force
Members of the Secular
Alliance do not have the
qualities we look for such
as bigotry, racism, sexism
and the art of taqiyya, I
don’t think we’ll find
such a person
All organisations have
fringe extremists that do
not conform to the group's core values, they just want
to fit in somewhere. Look
at us for example, we have followers that ignore most
of the Quran and claim
the even darker side of
the force is peaceful
Fair point, there’s always that tiny percentage in a group that damages the reputation of the whole. I’m sure we can find a dumb ass that’s willing to swap infidel bigotry and extremism for our kind of bigotry and extremism
New figures have you seen?
Good they are. The even
darker side of the force has
lost millions of slaves that
are yearning for the freedom and equality we provide
We will continue to fight the good
fight using logic and truth exposing
the big deception of the even darker side of the force - that servitude and obedience doesn't lead to
rivers of wine and an imaginary
sky fairy’s brothel in paradise packed with infidel virgins