Katie: Hello Tony and welcome to an Evening with KT. First of all I’d like to congratulate you on your new job, how did that come about? Tony: Well as you know Katie after taking Britain to an illegal war that brought terrorism to our shores and making me a war criminal, I also successfully destroyed our economy. I then had a very successful stint as the UN’s Middle East Peace Envoy, but I felt it was time to move on as I felt my job had been completed. Katie: I think we can all see the fruits of your labour Tony, but I suspect we have a different definition of 'successful'.
Katie: Let’s move on to your new role, I understand you’ll be working to tackle anti-Semitism in Europe, is that correct? Tony: Yes Katie, I will be proposing new laws to ban holocaust denial. Katie: That’s a bit of a cop out, there’s already a law in place to deal with this and only an idiot would deny the holocaust. Why don’t you tackle the problem of religious bigotry that’s clearly the main cause of anti-Semitism in Europe? Tony: Ah, but that would require me to mention the word Islam and criticise Muslims, which is both culturally insensitive and potentially incendiary.