Katie: From watching many American TV shows, I must admit it did seem like the majority of Americans viewed you as an arrogant foreigner who, after spending 5 minutes in the States, then decided to tell them how they should run it. So you don’t like guns then I take it? Piers: Well if nobody had guns then nobody would get shot would they Katie? You silly little girl.
Katie: So you’re against guns, but recently tweeted that you’d like to turn a gun boat on me for merely writing words in a newspaper column. I was wondering which attribute you are most proud of, being a fascist or being a hypocrite? Piers: Look here Katie, don’t you try and take the moral high ground with me, I’m a reputable media personality, journalist and presenter with an impeccable record.