Katie: I’ve always wondered what you ask for when you go to the hairdresser, is it the dead cat look or the string mop look? Boris: Actually neither as I don't use a hairdresser. To get my unique look I cut it myself when I’m drunk and blindfolded. Katie: Well thanks for confirming that Boris you've just won me a bet. I bet £10 that's exactly how you got your unique look.
Katie: Welcome to the show Piers and welcome back to the UK. So tell me, why did you get kicked out of the states? Piers: Katie, Katie, Katie, I didn’t get kicked out of the states, I just felt that I had done all I could do, I mean what else can one man do to fix a whole country so it runs exactly the way I want it to? Katie: Oh I see, and here's me thinking it was because your show was cancelled after the Americans realised what a colossal prick you are...