Katie: Good evening everyone and good evening Boris. Thank you for taking time out from putting your foot in your mouth to join me on An Evening with KT. Boris: To be perfectly honest when I got an invite to spend the evening with you I was hoping it was in a hotel room. It’s why I’m wearing my matching Dennis the Menace socks and thong. Katie: Well you are a politician Boris, so being a sexual deviant is pretty much par for the course these days.
Katie: I want to talk to you about Jihadists, we’ve heard a number of reasons why they do what they do and how they got to be that way. I wanted your take on it. Boris: They’re a bunch of losers that have been rejected by women, literally a bunch of porn surfing wankers the lot of them. Katie: I think after your stint as Mayor of London you should consider heading up the anti-terrorist squad. I'm sure you'd bring lots of wonderful fresh ideas.