President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, having just finished a long series of negotiations with the prime minister of Israel, wanted to go for a casual stroll through the White House grounds. He called up to his wife, Michelle, and suggested they go for a walk. They bundled up as it was winter and Washington D.C. was cold and snow covered.
As they were enjoying the majesty of the snow-covered gardens, Mr. Obama sees, to his horror, the words “Obama Sucks” written in yellow on a snow bank. He says to Michelle, “I will get to the bottom of this. I will find the racist bastard who insulted me!”
President Obama calls in the Attorney General, Eric Holder, and demands, “Find out who did this! I don’t care what it takes or what it costs!”
After a week Holder comes back and hands in his report to the president. “Barry, we have been successful in determining the culprit of the heinous racist act. I have bad news, worse news and even worst news.”
Holder continues, “The bad news is that those foul disgusting words were written in urine. The worse news is that we determined through DNA analysis that the urine belongs to Benjamin Netanyahu.”
Obama can’t believe his ears! “I am going to nuke those kike bastards!” He pauses then continues, “Eric, if that’s the bad and worse news, what’s the even worst news?”
“Well sir, the even worst news is that, after analysis by the world’s foremost experts, the handwriting is Michelle’s.”
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Winter in the White House