Vive Charlie Issue 11 | Page 19

Dave is

definitely out, although another referendum is tempting and Ed sounds like a right dopey drip, so I think I’ll go for Nige. The bricks for Hadrian’s Wall and the thought of independence turns this sweaty jock into a

moist one

OK Nicky it’s now time to choose your blind date for the next 5 years

So let me formally introduce you to your blind date for the next 5 years, Nige from England. What are your first impressions?

Lucky

escape

OH

SHIT

Lucky

escape

I find his man-spreading grotesque and offensive. As long as he doesn't take any of my limelight during

my 15 minutes of fame, he'll do

I’m off to order

a million bricks to rebuild Hadrian’s Wall, the sooner it's up, the sooner Lady MacBeth and her kilted comrades can start paying for their own prescriptions and university places.