Dave is
definitely out, although another referendum is tempting and Ed sounds like a right dopey drip, so I think I’ll go for Nige. The bricks for Hadrian’s Wall and the thought of independence turns this sweaty jock into a
moist one
OK Nicky it’s now time to choose your blind date for the next 5 years
So let me formally introduce you to your blind date for the next 5 years, Nige from England. What are your first impressions?
Lucky
escape
OH
SHIT
Lucky
escape
I find his man-spreading grotesque and offensive. As long as he doesn't take any of my limelight during
my 15 minutes of fame, he'll do
I’m off to order
a million bricks to rebuild Hadrian’s Wall, the sooner it's up, the sooner Lady MacBeth and her kilted comrades can start paying for their own prescriptions and university places.