Village Voice June/July 2014 | Page 21

element. Then came The Crunch, and it became all Too obvious that the Surveyors had been hopelessly optimistic in their Valuations (thus pushing up their fees and no doubt our Premiums charged), and quite a number were unable to continue to practise as they couldn't get professional indemnity insurance. To cut a long and painful story short, I had the task of selling the Company back to those who had sold it to us for £6.5m, for 1pound. I stood up to tell my fellow Shareholder cousins this sorry tale, and to their eternal credit they roared with laughter and forgave me. The moral of the story? Don't follow the Herd. Stick to your core business. Don't do anything you don't understand and can't do yourself. More disasters to come... Dr John Sargent WINCHESTER VILLAGES TRUST The income from this trust is available to provide assistance for those in need, where and when help is not available from public funds, or to help in emergencies. To make an enquiry if you live in Bighton, contact: Gail Johnson, Chautara, Bighton, SO24 9RB. Tel. 01962 736556 Or if you live in Old Alresford, contact: Sue Alexander, The Hyde, Old Alresford, SO24 9DH. Tel. 732043 I’M A MUTANT, GET ME OUT OF HERE! Last week I read in the national press that the National Institute for Clinical Excellence recommended a nursing ratio of one nurse to eight patients. However, I also read that at a recent nursing conference delegates were told that if a nurse had more than eight patients in their care, then the risk of harm to those patients was significantly increased. Well, based on recent personal experience, I would say that even a ratio of one nurse to six patients is a potential risk! But, first let me explain why. I suffer from a rare condition called Dercum’s Disease. At least that’s what I was told, by a consultant surgeon some years ago; after which he said, and I quote, “basically, you’re a genetic mutant”. Well, I’m certainly not one of the X-Men and I have no super-powers. My mutation is characterized by multiple, painful fatty lipomas (benign, fatty tumours). The condition is 20 times more common in postmenopausal, obese women of middle age, but 16 percent of reported cases are males and it can also occur in people who are not obese. My grandfather and father suffered from the same condition, so it is obviously inherited, and since I was about 35 I’ve had several visits to hospital to have the more troublesome lipomas surgically removed, since there is no effective treatment or cure other than surgical excision. The procedure has been performed under the NHS several times and once privately. Therefore, I have gained some form of comparison over the past 30 years of the NHS and private health care systems. 19