Village Voice February/March 2014 | Page 22

camping stove (and before you ask, no, Belle doesn’t ‘do’ camping, it’s a relic from The Great Storm of ‘87). What will we eat tomorrow if we don’t get the power back? Christmas Day …And we don’t. Our girl cooks scrambled eggs on the camping stove, and we toast Christmas in with a glass of champagne. We spend the morning opening presents round the fire. And talk! Belle especially enjoys not having to check on the cooking every five minutes. Friday 27th Stir-crazy and sick of talking to each other, the four of us head off to Basingstoke to the pictures and a meal. Home to find the lights on and the house warm. All is restored! Because we already have plans to visit relatives tomorrow, we decide to ditch Nigella’s turkey rather than risk food poisoning, and down it goes into the septic tank to encourage the bacteria. They’ll have a better meal than we had, but not half so much fun. Belle Walker Christmas dinner is fried chipolatas that should have snuggled up to the turkey, and on the other burner, a delightful concoction of stir-fried bacon, onion, sliced sprouts, and chestnuts. Mince pies, Christmas cake and satsumas for pudding. After a glass of wine or two, all vote it the best Christmas dinner ever! (Belle makes a note for next year.) A walk up the lane reveals the cause of the power cut: a tree down. Everyone is out there, some to cut branches, others to give advice. Not everyone has lost their power, and one kind neighbour offers showers, which we gratefully accept, trooping up the lane with towels under our arms as we used to on school swimming trips. Boxing Day Still no power. Our senior statesman is due for lunch. We load up all the ingredients for a roast beef dinner and hightail it over to his house in Liss, where we discover the delights of Aga cooking and a good time is had by all. Get home to hear that the power has been on for a couple of hours… and gone off again. Same recorded message as before: ‘the faul