Village Voice April/May 2014 | Page 11

THE HEAT IS ON… Belle says ‘What’s going on?’ This was supposed to be a good new year, a brave new world after the trials and tribulations of 2013. And now in the space of one week (admittedly in February, the most dismal month of the year) we’ve had a case of pneumonia, revisitation of the arthritis, the dog has had another fit, and our 22-year-old boiler finally ran out of steam. Remember Christmas without power? Not quite so bad this time, because we still have electricity, which means we can still shower; the washing up is another (minor) irritation – we can boil up three kettles of water for that. I must admit, it was no pleasure to be washing the kitchen floor with cold water at 2am last night after the dog had her fit and then scarpered out into the back garden leaving me to it. But with a drop in temperatures, the house is subject to creeping cold, so we heartily thank the friends who turned up the same day with an extra heater. And at last we have been able to use the silk long johns we bought recently, and very snug they are too! So we were plunged into the world of quotes from installers. We thought we were getting au fait with those, given that we are in the middle of a complete refurbishment of our girl’s ex-bedroom. Since my personal handyman (PH) was incapacitated with the afore-mentioned pneumonia (‘I can’t even lift a feather – don’t expect me to demolish cupboards!’) you should see the quotes, spreadsheets and layout diagrams Belle has accumulated, not to mention the number of decorators etc. with whom she is now on first-name terms. So it should be a simple task getting quotes for a replacement oil boiler: