The Trusty Servant May 2016 No.121 | Page 15

NO.121 T H E T R U S T Y S E RVA N T Whale for tea – life in Austerity Winchester Breon Rawlings (D, 48-53) writes: In Kenny’s, we were blessed with Freddie Goddard as our Housedon – he was senior Housedon and a believer in letting the prefects get on with running the House. However, nothing seemed to escape him and although he did not appear in the House more than a few times a week, it could be at any time. One could always see him about absolutely anything at all in his study after lunch – and he always had time to discuss things. in the morning. The ground floor was kept reasonably warm and there was nearly always plenty of hot water for baths after ekker – a real blessing. Also the bathing arrangements of eight galvanised tubs round what would now be called a wet room, each with hot and cold taps to top up, were great. Towards the end of the afternoon the tubs would have a good greasy scum on the top, which was no doubt unhygienic, but nobody minded at all – one just topped it up and splashed vigorously – the more water flying around the better. We rarely saw his wife, but she managed the staff and the catering with There was little corporal extraordinary skill and punishment, although of effort. We were never course the threat was hungry, although rationing always there to restrain was still tight and menus arrant bad behaviour. On monotonous. Meat ration average there was a beating Freddie Goddard was 1/2d a week (about authorised about every £1.20 today) – so all depended on finding three weeks and I can say from experience the cheaper cuts of meat whilst saving of being on both the receiving and enough for one joint on Sunday. Butter administering end that they did not varied between 2 and 3oz a week, eggs amount to very much. All beatings were one a week, sugar a comparatively administered by prefects. After evening generous 8oz. On one occasion I prayers every day the prefects gathered to remember seeing a muddy Land Rover discuss the day’s happenings with Freddie outside Kenny’s and two whole lambs Goddard and, in the case of a beating, a being carted into the House to be prefect had to explain his case in front of welcomed by the cook – it emerged that a everybody before Freddie made the member of House had parents with a large decision. local farm! The only real culinary failure We were only allowed newspapers on was one day soon after I arrived when we Sundays – I am sorry to say there were were served whale – it was not fishy and many more orders for News of the World was richly meaty, no doubt full of protein. than for The Sunday Times. There were But it was horrible and the experiment only two radios in the House, one in the was not repeated! games room, with a record player, and Fuel was short and there was no another in the prefect’s common room. heating in galleries, where one could see Transistor radios had not arrived and one’s breath in clouds in the winter. We there was thus no music or radio at all in used to keep our clothes down the bed so Hall. they would be warm when getting dressed 15 Sweating was by no means as onerous as it is often made out to be. Prefects had their clothes attended to by one junior in his second year – no mending, just brushing jackets and ironing trousers – and their shoes and boots cleaned by another; another had to clean and polish his CCF uniform – everybody then had to belong to the CCF. However, at the end of a half prefects were expected to tip reasonably well – I know this could pay off nicely since the Wykehamist, who cleaned my shoes when I was a prefect, remembers I apparently tipped him well and has very kindly invited my wife and me to stay at his villa in Portugal for years! More of a bore was being summoned by a bell to the prefect’s sitting room to carry out some menial task – whoever was junior in Hall at the time had to answer at the double. I never heard of it being used, but there was a splendid notion: ‘Toll round fitzcaps and sport me a hairy bastion’, which meant run down to the School shop and buy me a penny cream bun! There were only two telephones in Kenny’s – one for Freddie Goddard and his wife and the other for the housekeeper and cook. We were not allowed near them. There was a phone box sometimes working up the street, but you could only dial for local calls: trunk calls were via the operator – to call my parents in Cornwall one went through Southampton, London, Bristol and finally Plymouth. It was also very expensive – I seem to remember that trunk calls were 1/6d for three minutes. This meant that in practice the only way to contact the outside world was by letter and this contributed to the slightly monastic feel about the place: although we were in the middle of a fine city, one felt somewhat isolated from the world.