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and they are gluten free and they’ve gotta do Zumba before they go on stage. Rock stars used to shoot up before they went out and played. Now they have Epipens. So yeah, things have changed. We are really losing all our rock stars and the saddest one of all, for me anyway, is Lemmy from Motorhead. That guy, on the music end, was my idol. A lot of the attitude in my com- edy comes from him. That sheer determination, and don’t let them bastards grind you down, all that attitude I bring to my comedy. Do you think that Lemmy, and Motorhead, got to be as big as it should have been? DON: I think they got as big as they should have been. It definitely took a lot longer because they had bad management and people leading them in the wrong direction. Motorhead was basically like ten members. They didn’t know how to take care of the business, and they got screwed over for the first twenty years of their career. And then this guy, Todd, took over as their manager and he brought some respectability to them as a band. But with Lemmy’s voice, he’s not Mariah Carey. It wasn’t like they were going to have number one hits. But now that he’s gone, you’ve got everybody from Brian May of Queen to you name it all the way down the line, you’ve got everybody saying he was the truest rock star of all time. He was what he was. He walked around in the same clothes that he wore on stage. It was the same attitude. No apology. What you saw is what you got. I saw you one time hold up a Lower the Veil CD on THAT METAL SHOW! DON: Absolutely! What I was doing the last couple seasons of ‘That Metal Show’ was to spotlight a Jersey band on each s eason of ‘That Metal Show’. I had been following them for awhile and I liked them. I was so proud to pro- mote them on ‘That Metal Show’. This is not just saying because we are local guys. And these guys might actually hear this but they know this. I got 100% great feedback from fans who actually went out and bought the record. That’s what’s up, man. We’ve got clubs dropping like flies. We have seen the decline and continue to see the de- cline of participation, and attendance. What the hell is going on? DON: From my understanding, it’s a different business model now. You’re not going to get bands as big as Metallica in that genre anymore because records don’t sell like they used to. It all trickles down. And it does start at the local level, you know? If people don’t support at the lo- cal level, then they’re never going to be able to get to the national level and the international level. So that’s a big part of it, too, and people aren’t going to the clubs, and people aren’t selling records. It makes it really difficult for bands to really stand out especially since there really aren’t that many record companies left. There’s so much stuff out there, which is good and bad. But the bad is it’s really tough to stand out in this world amongst a million other bands. This is the thing, man. With heavy music, the popularity always comes in really high ups and then really low downs. I think we are just in a down spot right now. Look at ‘That Metal Show’ coming off the air and so many artists and people depended on our show to sell records and promote tours, and whatever else like books and sauces and wines or whatever it was they were doing. We’ve got to give it some time and hope that things swing back around. That’s all we can do except get the hell out there and support these bands and actually buy their albums. I use Spotify and I get it. But you know what? If I hear something on there that I like, I go buy it. SEE FEBRUARY’S TOTAL ORDER FOR PART 2 OF THIS INCREDIBLE INTERVIEW. SUPERFAN When you are the ultimate superfan of independent artists worldwide, you deserve your own page. Welcome to the SUPERFAN page and the newest edition to our team, Ronnie Shapiro Stoeckel. She is going to bring you the independent music scene from the fan perspective. I’m not going to lie – I must have started and deleted this article about 5 times already. How does one write about something they are so passionate about? I am a fan of mu- sic; A HUGE fan of music. Actually, ALL of us here are huge fans of music. But the word “fan” isn’t enough some- times, for any of us really. We are supporters, enthusiasts, admirers, followers, fiends (yes, I mean fiends). We are the ones sitting front and center when our favorite band is out playing. We buy their merchandise (and sometimes sneak it into the house so our husbands don’t see yet another band shirt.) Of course, I’m not speaking from experience or any- thing. And we proudly wear their shirts everywhere we go, hoping someone will ask us about them. We will take pictures, videos, and broadcast their show via Facebook Live, so we can show our friends a little bit of this crazy music world we love so much. When one of their songs starts playing on our iPod, we tell our coworkers all about the latest show we saw, and we tell them all about this band that they MUST see. We share on social media links to their pages, songs, videos, etc. The list goes on and on. This feeling we get, this passion, is heightened 1000% when it’s our friends in the local bands we are cheering for. Maybe it’s a childhood friend, or maybe it’s someone we met when we went to see a show and their band was opening. Maybe we decided to go to our local Originals Music Showcase (shameless plug for The Fyre and Ice Show girls...can I do that??), and saw some bands we really enjoy and it just went from there. Whichever way we met them, they are part of our lives now, and we have become a part of their journey. A journey that we hope as fans, enthusiasts, and supporters, will take them as far as they can (or want) to go. There’s also the heart- breaking reality of being a die hard “fan girl” (or “fan boy” for those of you who fit that category). Notice I never said the word “groupie” – do NOT call me a groupie!! Group- ies do things. Well, you know. And when the object of our affections has a shakeup – a member leaving, or the band just breaking up, it’s horrible. It’s gut wrenching. It makes you want to die. Ok, you really don’t want to die, but you understand my sadness here. But no matter what, we still support our friends with their projects. We will still be fans, supporters, enthusiasts, admirers, followers, and fiends. And we will always love every minute of it. I bet right about now some of you are wondering “Who is this woman and where did she come from????”. Well, about 5 years ago, I met Neue Regel Radio’s very own Tra- cie Lovett, at a festival for bands being held by a mutual friend. We had kept in contact over the years and I started listening to The Fyre and Ice Show when it was a podcast. Eventually, she and Amy Danner (who I met a few years later), ended up on Neue Regel Radio, and they invited me to tune in. That’s where I was introduced to the NRR chat room and met many great people there! I’ll be honest, most of the new music I have bought since being introduced to Neue Regel Radio, is from bands I have heard on the sta- tion. Even better, many of these people I have become a “fan girl” of, I met because of NRR. The bands, the DJ’s, and other friends of Neue Regel Radio, have become a fam- ily to me and the chatroom feels like home. But please….don’t call me a groupie….. Page 27