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A lot of guitar players think they know how to play funk. Step on the wah-wah, play some wocka-wocka, chicka-chicka nonsense and voila, you just laid down some funk guitar, right? Wrong. This knuckleheaded approach to funk guitar is unfortunately common. Ask any random J. Schmo with a guitar in their hand to play some funk, and this will be the result roughly 82 percent of the time (believe me, I’ve done informal studies). One might assume that this widespread failure to funk is the result of an almost total lack of familiarity with one of America’s most important and influential musical creations. If so, that is a sad state of affairs, indeed. I surmise, however, that most players do have at least a casual familiarity with the music, it’s just that they haven’t ever taken the time to dig deep and study the ins and outs of the technique. The fact is, funk is a lot harder to play than it sounds. 10 TONE TALK // FU NK U! All You Need to Know about Funk Guitar Guitarists are frequently duped by how simple funk guitar seems on its face. Many of the genre’s signature tunes only make use of a couple of chords, and countless others make do with just one. Funk is also highly repetitive, and many of its greatest guitar hooks are repeated throughout the song that contains them with little-to-no variation. This minimalist approach has Funk U: All You Need To Know About Funk Guitar hornswaggled six-stringers into thinking funk is easy and doesn’t require study or woodshedding to get it right, but this could not be further from the truth. Try playing any old riff perfectly and in the pocket, without variation, for five minutes straight, and then get back to me. Not so easy, huh? All this technique talk is sort of beside the point, though. I’m not here to teach you