STRATOCASTER
Jimi and Clapton, ‘nuff said. You prefer
vintage Marshall and Fender amps. There
are colors besides black and sunburst? You
own several novelty aprons but you always
wear the one that says “King of the Grill.”
You can hear the differences between
maple and rosewood fretboards. Married
37 years, to three different women. You
TELECASTER
You like to keep it simple. You’re a big fan
of transparent overdrive pedals. You have
owned several Morgan and Dr. Z amps, and
you’re still searching for the perfect EL84
amplifier. Your favorite overdrive pedal is
way different than a Tube Screamer but
actually it’s totally a Tube Screamer. You
own several trucker hats and have chicken
are pretty sure you could have toured with
Hall and Oates if you wanted to because
you talked to one of them once, but the
timing just wasn’t right. You also own some
Hawaiian shirts.
pickin’ contests with your fellow guitar
playing friends. You’ve never seen an
episode of Walker, Texas Ranger you didn’t
like. Gas sure has gotten expensive lately.
You make your own jerky, but you still buy
Oberto at the gas station.
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