PAF-STYLE
You own several Hawaiian shirts that you
wear when you attend the classic car show.
Why do people use effects? You could
use that money towards another Les Paul.
Male pattern baldness does not stop you
from rocking a ponytail. Every year starts
out with “Starting tomorrow, I’m going to
go to the gym and eat healthier.” Despite
half of her gene pool coming from you, you
have a beautiful daughter. You’ve worn the
same Chicago Bears sweatshirt for 23 years.
When the employees at Subway see you
walk in, they start making your Cold Cut
Combo.
RICKENBACKER TOASTER
You own five compressors. You play “Mr.
Tambourine Man” at every gig, even when
it’s a funeral. Especially when it’s a funeral.
Have seen every Beatles tribute band
multiple times. Went through a fedora
phase. You own a briefcase and a yellow
dress shirt, the latter of which only comes
out for special occasions. Does anyone else
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at this party like Yakov Smirnoff? You’ve had
the same luggage since 1986, and you only
go to the mall when there’s a sale at J.C.
Penney.
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