MINI HUMBUCKER
Middle child. You liked Pepsi Blue. The
Godfather Part III was the best one. You
were the most reasonable person in your
group of friends but nobody ever listened
to you. You like to keep it conservative
when you go to Vegas, unless you’re at the
buffet. Once thought about swapping a
P-90 into the bridge position but got ahold
P-90
You have three Les Paul Juniors, but
you only play one of them. You call the
waitresses on roller skates at the ‘50s
restaurant “sweetheart.” All you need is a
tweed Deluxe, those kids with 100 pedals
don’t know what the hell they’re doing.
You’ve never met a meatloaf you didn’t like,
except the artist Meat Loaf. Part of your
of yourself and refrained. Successful day
trader. You were pretty good at baseball as
a kid, but your dad never noticed, and your
hand hurt from smushing it into the hand-
me-down glove that was way too small.
morning routine involves deciding which
gold chain to wear. The Fender scale length
just doesn’t have the sustain you’re after.
You were ridiculed as a child after falling on
ice skates and haven’t been since.
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