You don ’ t know what all those switches do either . You still have a wallet chain . One of your car doors is secured with duct tape but you spent $ 600 on a boutique fuzz pedal . You ’ re outside the store waiting before it opens on Record Store Day . You always meet your girlfriend at a friend ’ s apartment pool . Sometimes you ’ re vegan ,
sometimes you eat at Wendy ’ s , it ’ s up to you . You know nothing about baseball but you love wearing your Mets hat . Your face shows signs of disgust when your older brother listens to Pearl Jam .
You have a penchant for delay and fuzz pedals . Guitar lessons are for people who can ’ t break free from society ’ s grasp . You only work as a barista because sometimes you need a break from your career as a visual artist . Your secondhand denim jacket has at least one animal patch on it . You like to shop for records at thrift stores , and you
buy vintage pro sports team apparel with the intention of wearing it ironically . You place your Bukowski books in plain sight on your vintage coffee table hoping people see them .
JAGUAR
You don ’ t know what all those switches do either . You still have a wallet chain . One of your car doors is secured with duct tape but you spent $ 600 on a boutique fuzz pedal . You ’ re outside the store waiting before it opens on Record Store Day . You always meet your girlfriend at a friend ’ s apartment pool . Sometimes you ’ re vegan ,
sometimes you eat at Wendy ’ s , it ’ s up to you . You know nothing about baseball but you love wearing your Mets hat . Your face shows signs of disgust when your older brother listens to Pearl Jam .
JAZZMASTER
You have a penchant for delay and fuzz pedals . Guitar lessons are for people who can ’ t break free from society ’ s grasp . You only work as a barista because sometimes you need a break from your career as a visual artist . Your secondhand denim jacket has at least one animal patch on it . You like to shop for records at thrift stores , and you
buy vintage pro sports team apparel with the intention of wearing it ironically . You place your Bukowski books in plain sight on your vintage coffee table hoping people see them .
38 TONE TALK // Tell Us Your Pickups and We ’ ll Tell You Your Personality Type