Thunder Roads Magazine of Oklahoma/Arkansas August TRMOK _FINAL | Page 17

FEATURES
A delightful angelic looking little boy was waiting for
his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station.
As he stood there, he was approached by a man
who asked,
“Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”
Little Johnny replied, “Sure! Just go straight down
this street two blocks and turn to your right. It’s on
the left.”
The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him
on how bright he was and said,
“I’m the new Pastor in town. If you and your mommy
come to church on Sunday,
I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”
Little Johnny replied with a chuckle; “You’re shitting
me, right? You can’t even find the Post Office.”
--------------------------------------------------------------
Dearest Dad,
I am coming home to get married soon, so get your
check book out. I’m in love with a boy who is far
away from me.
As you know, I am in Australia ... and he lives in
Scotland. We met on a dating website, became
friends on Facebook , had long chats on Whatsapp.
He proposed to me on Skype, and now we’ve had
two months of a relationship through Viber.
My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing,
good wishes, and a really big, expensive wedding
to commemorate this memorable day.
Lots of love and thanks.
Your favorite daughter, Lilly
The Reply:
My Dearest Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
Whatever ... I suggest you two get married on Twitter,
have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and
pay for it all through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband,
sell him on eBay.
Love, your only Dad
We always hear “The Rules” from the female side.
Now, here are the rules from the Male side.
MAN RULES. NO Exceptions.
Men are not mind readers.
Sunday sports it’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
If I ask for what you want…….
Let’s be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say what it is you want!
Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to
almost every question..
Come to us with a problem only if you want help
solving it, that’s what we do. Sympathy is what your
girlfriends are for.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in
an argument. In fact, all comments become null and
void after 7 days.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything
you wear is fine... really!
Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you
are prepared to discuss such topics as football,
hunting, fishing, home projects, that weird sound
coming from my motorcycle.
I am in shape; round is a shape!
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, i know, i have to sleep on the couch tonight;
but did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s
like camping out to us, and we typically just watch
porn till early into the morning.
* Have this made into a sign and post proudly in your
Man Cave. If you don’t have a Man Cave, come on
dude, grow a pair.
Thunder Roads Magazine of OK/AR
17