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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?” The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motor- cycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, “So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks (500 mil a year + bonuses & perks) when you and I are doing basically the same work?” The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic….. “Try doing it with the engine running.” -------------------------------------------------------------- This bill collector had been calling Rhino for sev- eral months and he eventually had to block him. But one day he called from a different number and Rhino answered the phone and the collector said; “Do you know as of today your outstanding bill is one year old?” Rhino said, “Really? Tell it Happy Birthday!” and hung up. ------------------------------------------------------------ How come we choose from just two people to run for President but over fifty for Miss America? -------------------------------------------------------------- When I was young we used to go ‘skinny dipping.’ Now I just ‘chunky dunk.’ --------------------------------------------------------------- WHY are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? --------------------------------------------------------------- WHY if flying is supposedly so safe, do they call the airport the terminal? --------------------------------------------------------------- WHY is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ------------------- ФFr2f&bF7Vff6VFǒFVFVBfХvN( 2&VRB6fW&VBvFfVFW'3GW&WFrg&VFW"FrG>( '&VFХvBFRvWBvVR7&72GW&Wr7FW3fǒVVvG'V7F62Фr6RFVvVvBvr&FW"2fpff#2VWBFW6( BF6FR76VvW'2&W"7F2'FR6&W6FfR0&RfVBFW6VF( BFBvRRvFVB6R6BRFF( BƗfRf"BvVBW7BvƲRFRvRR7FVBBFR&Gv&R7F&PB&VvB'V6WBBfR7FVB'FRfVVB7F&RƗfW7F6FVW"B6VBW6WRb66V2Bv6RvWfW"7G'VvvƖpWG6FRFR7F&RRrB&&VӢrF6''b2W&66W2RvRR267&F6r2VBRv2&6V@'ƗGFRBGvFB6Rv27B6P6VB( 6RFVRrFvWBFc26Цv&&BS( FR&W"6B( vV2GFW bf7BƗfRBcb6v&&BRvV@vƲRR'WB6( B6''F2B( FR@G7VvvW7FVB( vF( BRWBFRfFP'V6WB6''FR'V6WBRBWB66VVFW"V6&B6''FRv6RFRFW C( ( vFRfW'V6( R6B@&6VVFVBFvƲFRBv&RFRvR62( WN( 2FRג6'F7WBBvFvF2Wv^( &RFW&RFR( FRƗGFPBGVBfW"6WFW6ǒFV6B( ĒЦVǒvFrvFWBW6&BFFVfVBRआrFrFBvVvRvWBFRWPv( BBRWv7BFRvVWג6'BB&f6S( ХFR&W"6B( Ćǒ6W2G6''r'V6WBfGv66V2Bv6RrFRv&B6VB76&ǒBRWv7BFPvBFFC( FRG&WƖVB( 6WBFRv6PFv6fW"vFFR'V6WBWBFRfFbFR'V6WBB( BFR66V2( ТWB'&G2vWB&FХGvGW&W2&R7FFrFV"V6F( FP6BvVR62( vN( 2WrVC6rF@f&W"wW66R&VBBFVWBЧWVFW"2&BvƲfbvFFRFW GW&W62( ĒF^( 2vrFFRFVF7BV&@f&W"66WFr&WB7GVffr26fG( ТФv2fVVƖrFFǒW"( ŦV( 7FFRb֖@B63( ĒfR^( ФW"W6&B62( Ɨ2FBFRvRFƶs( Х6R6W&W6ǒ&WƖW2( Ēv2FƶrFגv^( Ф&FRB''VWGFR&R6"BFP''VWGFRVF2FBF6vfrf2g&FWBV"FR&FR&WƖW3( vrPN( 2Bg&FFR7F( ТХGvFFW2&R7FFr6&W"rFPFVv6R2FR&7FGWFSV7N( 2FRPvFFRFBFB&VG3FwwrFVFW'&G626fV&W"#rFVFW"&G2vRV6֗7676#P