“These days many politicians are demanding
change. Just like homeless people.”
“Deep Throat: Think about it. There is actually a
semi-important figure in American history who
is named for a blow-job movie. How do school
teachers handle this?”
“I don’t think we should be governing ourselves.
What we need is a king, and every now and then
if the king’s not doing a good job, we kill him.”
“George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the
Uncle of Our Country.”
“The owners of this country know the truth: It’s
called the American dream because you have to be
asleep to believe it.”
“Now, there’s one thing you might have noticed I
don’t complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck.
Well, where do people think these politicians come
from? They don’t fall out of the sky. They don’t pass
through a membrane from another reality. They
come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American
churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens.
This is the best we can do folks. This is what we
have to offer. It’s what our system produces: Garbage
in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens,
you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term
limits ain’t going to do any good; you’re just going
to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish,
ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe,
it’s not the politicians who suck. Maybe something
else sucks around here… like, the public. Yeah, the
public sucks. There’s a nice campaign slogan for
somebody: ‘The Public Sucks. F*ck Hope.'”
“I have solved this political dilemma in a very
direct way: I don’t vote. On Election Day, I stay
home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no
right to complain. Now, some people like to twist
that around. They say, ‘If you don’t vote, you have
no right to complain,’ but where’s the logic in that?
If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent
politicians, and they get into office and screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have
done. You voted them in. You caused the problem.
You have no right to complain. I, on the other hand,
who did not vote — who did not even leave the
house on Election Day — am in no way responsible
for that these politicians have done and have every
right to complain about the mess that you created.”
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