The Portal Archive April 2012 | Page 8

ragon THE P RTAL April 2012 Page 8 The growing pains.... Remarkably it was thirty years ago that we first chuckled at the teenage angst of Adrian Mole who started pretentiously compiling a diary at the age of thirteen and three quarters. We shared in the intimacy of his growing pains as he coped with embarrassing parents, searching for love, annoying old people and spots! she manages. In fact she becomes quite an internet phenomenon: with people flocking to her door as some sort of mystic healer. Her family keep forgetting that she is there: but she manages to make her presence felt. Sue Townsend, his creator, became something of a household name along with her troublesome teenager who always had a lot to say for himself on a host of subjects. But...what happened next? Nothing! His popularity waned and his creator withdrew from public gaze. One can only imagine that the Harry Potter phenomenon, from the pen of another (unknown) authoress, took over and his grown up years were of less interest to us all. Only recently have I read that Sue Townsend found fame difficult to cope with. In addition, the wealth it brought her did not bring contentment. She devoted a lot of the profits from the books and merchandise to charitable endeavours, but even then found it hard to reconcile her fame with the “beast” she had given birth to. Thus it was that she suffered from depression and withdrew from public life. The pains of being grown up..... So it was with great interest that I saw a review of a recent re-emergence from the literary pen of Miss Townsend: a very different sort of character has been born. I can’t believe it to be autobiographical: but her latest work, published in March this year is entitled “The Woman who Went to Bed for a Year”. It’s a ripping yarn and every bit as entertaining at the Adrian Mole adventures. Eva Beaver takes to her bed. She cannot fully explain why: but she needs a break This of course becomes more of a problem for everyone else than for her: not least broaching the subject of what to do with her bodily wastes. But stream). The book is a fascinating insight: a comment on our modern world where there is little option but to get swept along with an ever-increasing merry-go-round of madness. The characters created around Eva are real and all too identifiable (or is it just me?): from intelligent but socially inept twins Brian Junior and Brianne to batty mother-in-law (and the vicar gets her muddled up with someone else when he conducts her funeral service and has to be corrected mid- stop the world I want to get off Lent was meant to be about some serious spiritual reading. I feel that I gained more from Sue Townsend’s new literary offering! I am genuinely pleased that she has now felt able to move on from Adrian’s angst years which obviously brought angst to her as well. Experience often shows us that fame and fortune do not bring happiness. Perhaps her new character is trying to tell us all something – stop the world I want to get off (at least for a time). Many of us can identify with that experience. This last year has been one such rollercoaster ride: and for others it is just about to begin – with what has always been referred to as the “second wave” of the Ordinariate. Time will tell how these waves will ebb and flow. May it bring fulfilment and contentment. Hardback ISBN: 978-0-718-15715-9 Published by the Penguin Group at £18.99