Lauren Festa
Truths I Refused to Answer /
Dares I Took Instead
Who do you have a crush on? /
Roll on the ground wrapped in a blanket and scream “I’m a burrito” (Katie’s 10th Birthday, 2011)
Have you ever kissed a boy? /
Lick the sidewalk (Laura’s House, 2011)
Are your parents getting a divorce? /
Jump off the top of the monkey bars (Mark’s Backyard, 2011)
Who do you have a crush on? /
Moon the neighbors through the window (Katie’s 11th Birthday, 2012)
Have you started your period? /
Prank call Mark McDermitt and tell him he looks like a troll (Laura’s House, 2012)
Who do you have a crush on? /
Kiss Katie’s big brother, because you so have a crush on him (Katie’s 12th Birthday, 2013)
Why did your brother get sent to live with your dad? /
Kick Chris Stanley in the balls tomorrow and tell him he’s an asshole (Mark’s Backyard, 2013)
Who do you like more: Laura or Katie? /
Prank call Principal Anderson and tell him that his ties make him look stupid (Katie’s 13th Birthday, 2014)