The Looking Glass Volume 36 | Page 90

Burger King versus Wendy’s

Da’Shawn Allen

As a food critic

I am required to give a good or bad review

About the food places I go to.

Either this week or next week

I will make my way to

Wendy’s and Burger King

In the ultimate battle to see who is

The alpha of the big chain restaurants.

I’m at Wendy’s.

Very clean place,

But the employees, not so bright.

I get my order, and

They persuade me to donate a dollar to some fund.

In exchange, they give me a coupon

For free Frostys for a month.

That’s a good deal.

The food is,

As I always say,

Delicious,

And you can choose to pour

Your own drinks.

So for Wendy’s

I’d give them an A or a B

Because they always make my day right.