The Livery Newsletter and Gazette Issue 27 Summer 2017 | Page 20

The lunch was deliciously catered by Mark Grove and his team at Cook & Butler and we cracked along at a goodly pace. Our guests were admirably introduced by Liveryman Fran Morrison and our Principal Guest, Tim Wonnacott gave a generous and very humorous reply to which I responded initially by drenching poor Tim in a glass of water - he was very kind about it (sorry Tim!). I was very pleased to show off the newly found Livery Grant of Arms and Letters Patent which have been missing for many years - our Clerk tenaciously sought them out, and the new Immediate Past Master, Chris Allen, and his IPM, Mark Gower-Smith have funded a beautiful re- presentation and they are now resplendent in frames carved with tobacco leaves (or close to); Sandra also located a huge banner not seen since 1985 and Angus Menzies, Clerk to the Master Mariners and never shy of a challenge saw to it that it was displayed on the Quarterdeck. Whilst all this was going on, apparently biblical- style downpours were being had all over London - oblivious to all that drama we ended our lunch and trooped back to the quarterdeck where Coffee, Cigars, and Cognac awaited us (I did mention that our Livery enjoyed dining on the High C’s..) and which seemed to hit the mark – Liveryman Jemma Freeman had kindly provided the torpedo cigars and had them asked placed to in present souvenir tubes with our This year had we were ourselves at Mons Crest emblazoned Several of us having also sported Barracks, Aldershot on by it. 09.30 where, cleared a limited Major edition Brown Livery met Smoking hat Me, - originally security, the team: Colin conceived as a sort of shooting hat, it serves Ritchie, Paul Taberer, Adam Bennett, Archie its Smith, purpose so well along as a “team” hat, the that son of the twenty John Gossage, with Ellis, of the Irish ordered, WO but in one remained by shoot, the close of Beggs, the day! Guards control of the Alan Thank you Sandra to the Master Mariners Whilst for allowing and Clerk as cheerleader. waiting us the use the of briefing the venue, to Tim for of being perfect Principal in room, a sort jerry a can containing Guest, and for everyone attending and giving my something the army call “coffee” arrived. year such a special start. We were then briefed on the day. We discovered we were in for a real treat: a day on the proper army training simulator using the present service rifle The lasers Master which has been cleverly adapted with gas and London Regiment ‘Sirrah’ Cup Shooting Match If anyone reading this wonders why we shoot for the ‘Sirrah’ Cup each year, then one only has to look to the list of Past Masters and note that it was company founder Stanley Harris (father of Past Master Derek) who presented the trophy to shoot for, and then spell his name backwards! Derek informs me that originally SIRRAH was registered as a pipe brand in 1914 (as Sirrah Gold Spot Pipes, price 5/-). For many years, we fought it out at the old barracks in Battersea but with everything in flux now, that is now longer possible and so it is with great thanks to Major Bob Brown of the London Regiment D (London Irish Rifles) Company that we now meet in even more exotic locations than Battersea and the last two matches have taken place in or near Aldershot, a good hour’s drive from Town and why it’s less convenient for members to view the proceedings - although the invitation still stands to all Liverymen. so one can shoot (without ear defenders) against a range of targets on large screens. The guns went “bang” and had some recoil. We were also made to observe the correct loading drills with the magazines etc. It’s a very clever and expensive bit of kit - the 20 3