THE LIQUID FARMER - Volume 8/Summer & Fall 2014 - Page 19

TWO THINGS IN LIFE WE DON'T LOVE SO MUCH.

1.) SHRINKAGE.

2.) UNFORTUNATE STORIES ABOUT FIGHTING w/ OUR WAX TOPPED LIQUID.

...WELL,

SHAZZAM! BOTH PROBLEMS SOLVED!

SHRINKAGE?

Yes. How embarrasing! We have LOVED everything about the labels that we put a whole lot of love into designing and bringing to life - EXCEPT! - one thing. The damn paper would absorb water giving SHRINKAGE, SLIPPAGE and sad, wrinkled labels.

NO freaking bueno.

THE SOLUTION?

YES! We found a new and awesome printer who have developed patent pending technology to deliver an ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE winning label - and! - without losing our orginal background/paper look. #BOOM

ONTO PROBLEM #2.

This one is an even easier solution! We promise we would never try and make getting into our wine harder than it needs to be!

SOLUTION? NO FOUR-PLAY....

WAIT, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?

No FOUR-PLAY?... Seriously, it's the trick!!

NO need to cut around the wax, saw it off,

chip it off or jedi-mind trick it off!

The cork puller goes right in! Act as if the wax isn't even there! It should come off neatly adhering to the top of the cork. #DOUBLEBOOM!