The Knicknackery Issue Two - 2014 | Page 19

Luke M. Jones

You know we nearly Ishmael

and Ahabed them off

the planet. We burned

their oil and painted their

teeth—scrimshaws, they are

called. Sickeningly whimsical

knickknacks ornamented

with ocean scenes and fair

pre-Disney maidens.

Doomed to ornament musty

nautical museums with

pea-green carpets.

In a future age, when the seas

rise and humankind vanishes—

for what reason? I don’t know,

you decide—I envision whales

gliding serenely through our

museums—how do they get

inside them? just humor me—

and contemplating Botero,

Kandinsky and King Tut.

Pausing to mourn the skeletons

of their ancestors, shedding tears

unseen in salt water—can whales

cry? I know, I know, enough

already—and wondering why we

left such strange gifts for them.

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Museums for Whales